Mary--they/them, doesn't matter what you actually call me.

If you'd like me to tag something please let me know :)

ask me these monster themed asks
  • Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  • Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  • Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  • Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
  • Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  • Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  • Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
  • Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  • Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  • Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  • Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
  • Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  • Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  • Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  • Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  • Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  • Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?


lkua:

straight white men

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consulting-detective-with-a-box:

mirkwoodling:

when people dont like lord of the rings because the movies are ‘long’

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when people dont like lord of the rings because it  has ‘too much fighting’

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when people dont like lord of the rings

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people

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Lord of the Rings

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valentina-slaynetta:

kidgnosis:

#he praises women to the high heavens in his music and y’all still don’t believe that he loved us#imma start a campaign called bi not gay#and another called pale not white#just for him (tags by @stankface, not me)

(Source: hoopdiddydiddy)


open RP

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

imagehi

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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hannibal-ate-bluebell:

girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack


keepingupwiththekhaleesi:

arabellesicardi:

i downloaded this book 2  years ago for a joke and i’m still too terrified to even read it to make fun of it because i think it’s actually the portal to hell??

I need this book

keepingupwiththekhaleesi:

arabellesicardi:

i downloaded this book 2  years ago for a joke and i’m still too terrified to even read it to make fun of it because i think it’s actually the portal to hell??

I need this book



xojellyfishxo:

(12) Tumblr on We Heart It.

xojellyfishxo:

(12) Tumblr on We Heart It.